Posted On December 22, 2021
Dad: William it’s time for bed
William: I am almost done! Let me finish.
I watch the screen. He is at 96% complete
Dad: What are you playing?
William: It’s a simulator!
Dad: Is this the game you needed $20 for yesterday?
William: Yeah, so I could play it with Tristan.
Dad: So what are you doing?
William: It’s a “power washer simulator”
William: Yeah, you use the simulated power washer to clean this house.
Dad: So between you and Tristan, you have paid $40 to simulate power washing someone else’s house? Would you be interested in power washing our house?
William: No, this is really hard work…and it is almost time to go to bed. I am almost done.