Author: tompayne

Abbott and Costello Buy a Computer

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac?...

Help Wanted

POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent...

Baby Shower

Jennifer’s friends and family threw her a lovely Baby Shower. Tom and Jen received many wonderful gifts from their generous guests…and Jennifer didn’t have to partake in any ebarrassing games involving rolls of paper....

Jennifer in the News

Jennifer was recently queried for her knowledge of the Turtle Bay real estate market and the area’s amenities. This information was subsequently published in the “amNewYork”, one of New York City’s local newspapers. If you zoom in to read, you can see Jennifer is given credit for the information....

Happy New Years!

New Years was spent with Penelope & Doug and Lisa & Greg at Artisinal....

Darth Tater

One of Santa’s gifts to Tom was Darth Tater…...

Oh, Christmas Tree…

Engineers love to develop specs for everything. Here is one for a Christmas Tree… Click for PDF...

12 Days of Christmas

Earlier this morning, Jennifer and Tom were singing…and then stumbling over the lyrics…of the “12 Days of Christmas” To help you other stumblers, here is a refresher: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine...

Week 27

Jen had to go into the doctor for a checkup and got a surprise sonogram. Here is what the baby looks like in week 27…...

First Snow

New York City had it’s first snow of the 2005 season this morning. Jennifer was up at 3am to see it start…and by noon, much of it has turned to slush. But in the time between these extremes, there was the luster of clean fallen snow on the city…and...