ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
\nCOSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
\nABBOTT: Mac?
\nCOSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
\nABBOTT: Your computer?
\nCOSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
\nABBOTT: Mac?
\nCOSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
\nABBOTT: What about Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
\nABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
\nABBOTT: Wallpaper.
\n
\nCOSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
\nABBOTT: Software for Windows?
\nCOSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
\nABBOTT: Office.
\nCOSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
\nABBOTT: I just did.
\nCOSTELLO: You just did what?
\nABBOTT: Recommend something.
\nCOSTELLO: You recommended something?
\nABBOTT: Yes.
\nCOSTELLO: For my office?
\nABBOTT: Yes.
\nCOSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
\nABBOTT: Office.
\nCOSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
\nABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
\nCOSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
\nABBOTT: Word.
\nCOSTELLO: What word?
\nABBOTT: Word in Office.
\nCOSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
\nABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
\nCOSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
\nABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
\nCOSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
\nABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
\nCOSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
\nABBOTT: Money.
\nCOSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
\nABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
\nCOSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
\nABBOTT: One copy.
\nCOSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
\nABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
\nCOSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
\nABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
\n(A few days later)
\nABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
\nCOSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
\nABBOTT: Click on “START<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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